I think I'm being followed by some demons or something, cuz the other night, I was talking with my mom whilst watching King Of The Hill, and something in my poolroom fell and shattered, like glass. We were like "ok, wtf?" and went to look at what broke. We looked arounf EVERYTHING IN THE ROOM, even moved shit around, and yet, nothing broken, or misplaced was to be found. Then last night, I got the dreaded "devil cramp" in my leg.

I woke up at 3:12 am (yes, the fucking unholy hour) and all of a sudden, both of my legs began to cramp up so damn painfully, I screamed. The scariest part was, It was so pitch black in my room, and I started to hear some weird sounds from the other end!!! I was so scared, I tried to jump out of bed and turn the light on, but the pain was so bad, I couldn't move ANY muscle in either legs! I cant remember a time being so scared. I waited for the pain to stop, and layed back down. Whatever was making mumbling noises, I really didn't want to find out what it was, so I tried to go back to sleep. It was also EXTREMELY HOT in the room (probably why I awoke in a cold sweat), and I was panting like a dog in a Louisiana summer.

I hope whatever demon is following me is a cute one. No ugly mother-cunts are taking MY adorable ass.